Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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