I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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