i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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