You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
