whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
