just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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