There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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