is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
even my farts smell like vagina
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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