when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Randomize
