i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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