dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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