please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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