If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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