Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Randomize