whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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