The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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