I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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