Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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