"it" just moved
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
