Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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