he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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