nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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