i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My penis needs a shock collar
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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