glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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