Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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