Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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