coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
What a dumb baby whore.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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