their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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