I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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