Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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