Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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