susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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