Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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