their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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