that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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