Just cropdusted the office
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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