tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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