what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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