i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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