Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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