Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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