Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
