Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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