hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She needs sedatives and a leash
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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