He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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