i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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