He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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