i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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