so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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