But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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