All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I didn't notice because vodka
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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