You were right. It hurts to walk today.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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