Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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