He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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