Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
