There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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