Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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