do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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